microbag:

(via perpetualvelocity)

ranmaruliker:

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

(via fallingfish)

ngoziu:

dikdok:

oooh, okay suzi ruffell is what john mulaney evolves into

(via morphogenetic)

evilwizard:

beemovieerotica:

remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

this could work. we never tried it

(via sevenleaguesunderthesea)

bellatrixobsessed1:

mistr3ssquickly:

2urban2fantasy:

iosonomer-blog:

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

I ain’t even ashamed how many times I watched this.

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

(via singingmudkip)

kiwisoap:

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

(via xfreischutz)

haroldhighballjordan:

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

(via tesray)

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

inhighcotton:

baseball different than I remember

For the record, the team in yellow is a sort of “performance” team, similar to how the Harlem Globetrotters played. Their entire shtick is doing goofy stuff like this, and it’s hilarious.

The team comes out of Georgia, and they’re called

The Savanah Bananas

(via fallingfish)

celandinedream:

Priorities

(via madseason)

txttletale:

jimmmachintosh:

samasaur:

emo-56:

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

one call from each tower

(via singingmudkip)

soloveitchik:

I’m sorry this is one of the funniest tags that’s ever been left on one of my posts

(via perpetualvelocity)

dire-dire:

animentality:

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distant-himejoshi:

(via sixthhouseapologist)

marththebland:

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

(via vulpixvulpes)